"And the sign said, 'long-haired freaky people need not apply.'" Okay, we don't have that sign, but we've got plenty more. Need to make a statement? We have a wide selection of signs available from the practical, to the humourous, to the bold. Our signs are laser engraved and laser cut on various wood and acrylic mediums. They are a great gift choice for any occasion. Don't see exactly what you want? Send us an email and we can make something custom for you.